What Union Budget Document Means To A Woman And What Are Their Recommendations?

TIS Bureau: New Delhi, July 9, 2014

India's Finance Minister, Arun Jaitley is about to announce Union Budget 2014-15 tomorrow, Indian women have put their views on budget and also provided some recommendations.

¨      A document that has some stupid, unromantic, and fatty figures like my husband.

¨      Needs to decide on what topic I will shout and make my point aggressively with my train friends.

¨      Not interested in looking at Arun Jaitley's face with expressions of immense irritation. Where is that sexy, gorgeous and smiley Chiddu?

¨      Hope he would not increase taxes on my Ponds Anti ageing cream. I recommend of cutting taxes on sun-screen lotions, moisturizers, and fairness face wash.

¨      Impose high penalties on companies which claim that they will give us fairer look. After using fairness cream for last 4 years, my face has turned black to gray.

¨      Provide easy loans for aspiring women who want to buy L'oreal products of elite class

¨      Make the channels like Colors, Zee TV, Star Plus and Sony free of cost at the prime time when serials are going on.

¨      Announce women's day as world entertainment day with free tickets of new movies and free food at KFCs and McDs.

¨      Charge high taxes for laziness of husbands, impose customs and excise duties on FIFA World Cup and IPL, respectively. Don't spare other sports too which are just wastage of time.

¨      Promote kitty parties and gossip clubs by reversing service tax, which has not imposed till date.

¨      Never show the face again after this budget.