Government Wants To Know Why Sajid Khan Directed Bollywood Movie Humshakals

Indian Government has sent a show cause notice to the director of new movie Humshakals, Sajid Khan with a series of questions, including the reason why he directed that movie. Government officials told India Satire correspondent that the show cause notice was based on the mast destruction of mental property of Indians and IB alert. Intelligence Bureau has recently alerted Indian Government that terror organizations have called new 'Movie Jihad' with only intention to torture Indians, reduce their mental age, and make them imbalance.

15 Questions asked by Government to Sajid Khan

1)    What was the reason for you to direct the movie? Was it just a mental torture or mass terror activity?

2)    How much money did you get for this mass terror activity by releasing Humshakals?

3)    Which terror outfit do you represent?

4)    Who gave you so much money for mass killings of brains?

5)    Where did you first meet terrorist Hafiz Saeed and Dawood Ibrahim?

6)    When did you last time again meet them?

7)    How many more movies are you going to direct?

8)    Do you represent the terror objective called 'Movie Jihad'?

9)    Do you have anything to do with ISIS and Al Qaida?

10) What are the targeted casualties of your terror group?